Jermaine Jones, Piece of Shit

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So I’ve been silent for a bit, due to my wife delivering a baby, but I’m back now and I’ll continue to update this site as best I can.

I understand that stars live in a bubble made up of their own farts, but the shit spewed from Jermaine Jones’ mouth in a recent article on MLSsoccer.com is pretty rank. “When you know people hate you, you get respect from that,” Jones told reporters this week. “If you walk into the stadium and [fans] don’t like you, you know that they think you’re a good player. They’re scared.”

Dude, no one is scared of you. You are an aging player who has outlived his usefulness on the national team and is now biding time on a middle of the road club. I hope you trip on your own shit.

How’s that for a hot take…

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Image from vicesports.com.

 

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Jermaine Jones, Piece of Shit

Jonesing in Colorado

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According to MLS.com, Jermaine Jones has landed with the Colorado Rapids. The aging USMNT “star” couldn’t find common ground with New England and instead headed to the Western Conference for Colorado’s first round draft pick and some cash. How he will fit in with a team that has had massive turnover remains to be seen. Sadly, we won’t know how this transfer works out until game 7 of the season, due to the suspension Jones is carrying with him from last season.

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